Good Ones!!!

1 stone is enough to break a glass. 1 sentence is enough to break a heart. 1 sec is enough to fall in love. But y d hell 1chapter is not enough to pass in exam...??? A boy's eye is Faster than Google in searching a Beautiful girl in crowd... : But ...: A boy's heart is slower than Governments bus while Proposing a Girl whom he truly Loves. "COLLEGE n SCHOOL are d nickname of HEAVEN" Hmmm..... Dats y it is said dat "COUPLES r made in HEAVEN. My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: "At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot" I still don't get why I got rusticated. I only asked him, "Which End Sir?" Father to son: why don't u just go and study? Son: what for? Father: U'll get good marks... Son: then? Father: U'll get good job. ......Son: then? Father: U'll have big house, new car. Son: so what after that? Father: after that U'll relax. Son: so what do u think I m doing right now??? Announcement in University: "The students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move them" Another announcement after 20 minutes: "The 200 students who went to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes" Ugly Truth: In Bed, It's 6AM, You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... ...& it's 7:45 But in Office, It's 9:30am You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins... & It's Still 9:31  Regards Ashish garg